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J.R. Smith Just Can’t Be Held Down, Shat All Over Kris Humphries On Twitter

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And J.R. Smith can’t be stopped abusing Kris Humphries about Kanye announcing baby mama in the Garden. He doesn’t care about any of these kids in the streets. First he just demolishes Budden’s ex, then he decides that he’ll just repeatedly win games with last-minute jump shots, then he just shat all over Kris Humphries with this latest tweet.

And Anna Kendrick Might Not Have Really Masturbated In The Movies, But It’s The Thought That Counts

anna-kendrick-hollywood-tributeNYPOST - I’m pretty sure Anna Kendrick joking about masturbating is just as good as her actually doing it. I don’t care if she was all for sh*ts and giggles, she was still able to put the mental thought in my head that her legs were spread, and she was in the back of the movies just fisting out.

The tweet that sparked this was “Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate’”. Anna Kendrick’s face makes it hard for me to determine if she is hot or not because it looks like she had Michael Jackson’s nose surgery and her upper lip is always non existent, almost like she can’t close her mouth. The NYPost pulled a couple of her other tweets listed below that showcase her talent in addition to the masturbation one. Her tweets can make us overlook her mouth being stuck open because she has no upper lip, because all she talks about is sex and food.

“I had a dream that adult Happy Meals were a thing…. and then I woke up… starving. Well played, dream advertising company. #BigBrother.”

“Thought for the day: If I were going to take a naked picture of myself, I would at least clean my room first.”

Tom from MySpace Just Sitting on Stacks of Money Abusing Everyone

anderson22apr2009HuffingtonPost - The best tweet this year from any person with more than $500 Million in the bank goes to Tom from MySpace. Tom  was speaking about the new Instagram privacy policy, and how ridiculous it is. Some guy  attempted to make fun of Tom about the big fail that is MySpace now, but Tom quickly responded.  With true new money etiquette, and asshole mentality Tom replied “says the guy who sold MySpace in 2005 for $580 Million while you slave away hoping for a half-day off”.

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What I don’t understand is what the big deal is. Who doesn’t talk shit to celebrities/athletes on twitter? It’s sooo easy and typically theres no repercussion of telling someone like 50Cent he’s terrible at 8AM. You have to do it at every chance possible, theres so much money in their bank accounts they can pay for therapy if you actually do effect them so who cares. This Polo Tapia guy is such a puss for deleting his account. Polo bitched out and didn’t even point out that it took Tom until he was in his 30′s to do it while Zuck was blowing 500 Mill at 26.