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“Tonight I’m uh downloading porn at 14 kilobits a second. Haha, I’m just kidding. I got a cable modem back here.” -Carl, Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Almond+

Soooooo remember when we talked about home automation here? And we told you about how it was the next big thing to look for. Well, with this Kickstarter project, it could be a very soon reality. The company Securifi released the first touchscreen router last year named the Almond. This thing doesn’t even need to be hooked up to a computer to be set up, and it got some amazing reviews. Now that same company is looking for funding via Kickstarter to bring the Almond+ to market later this year (they need $250k in funding….and last I checked, they were at almost $100k….in less than 24 hours). The router is not only touchscreen but also rocks the new (hopefully) soon to be wifi standard AC. So instead of waiting hours to download that torrented Jayden James video at 300-450Mbps, you’ll be able to download it in the time it takes for you to put on your creepy Marvin Gaye music you love. AC speeds can hit 1,300Mbps. Insane. Check out some more details after the break.  Continue reading

1 Hour, For 10 Years of Your Time

 

Look, a founding member sleeping at work… exactly what anyone watching these “1 Second” videos would do

Kickstarter – If someone made me sit down and watch 1 second of everyday of their life for the last 10 years, I would take their phone in the bathroom with me while I drop the biggest deuce the city has seen. I understand the importance of memories, and while I normally value every picture and video I take, I disagree that someone should take a “1 second” video. This “1 second” video that the app developers are speaking about is called a fucking picture, and if I wanted to remember the last 10 years of my life, I wouldn’t rely on an app to do it.

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