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What happens at a Mexican surprise birthday stays there… Don’t drink tequila. Ever.

Never, ever, let someone feed you shots. The outcome is never positive. You become belligerent while every one else thinks you’re a douche for drinking too much. Lesson learned? Nope. I will continue to drink, no need to stop drinking, they’re all idiots for not keeping up. This whole entry makes no sense. I just contradicted the whole point. Who cares? F off. Go drink as much as me and try to puncturing properly like I did. You can’t. You’re weak. Bottom line, Kim K has ruined her body, but pre preggo Kim can’t do wrong.