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When a Fat Kid Wants Noodles, You Give Him Noodles.

Not really much to say here. Cup’O'Noodles is really fucking good. Poor kid looks like he might be a same sex marriage applicant in the near future and on top of dealing with the shit that goes along with that, he can’t even get some noodles.

He needs to think less about eating noodles and instead running off those C Cups. He just wants “his shit”. “I swear to God I am going to fuck up these bitches”.

Credit to LilJoe213 for the video

40 Year Old

Sitting here on the couch with the boss and we come across one of the few mutually acceptable movies we can watch together. There are typically arguments, bouts and all out brawls before we settle on a show/movie…although, like most men, I typically lose all of them.
This movie is the exception though, it doesn’t have that gay romantic comedy feeling, even though it pretty much is. A 40 year old virgin meets a divorced mom of 2-3 who wants to sleep with him but realizes how awkward he is so makes him wait. And the way this guy destroys the condoms is class, if I didn’t watch so much “educational” Internet programming when I was 14 I would have been blowing those things up too.