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Deena Cortese Showing Off Bikini Body Gross?


Deena Cortese showing off her “Aruba body” on Twitter

Deena Cortese the self-proclaimed “meatball” from the Jersey Shore is gross 99% of the time. But this picture she posted today on Twitter, caused a little chub. Maybe she touched it up, maybe it’s the angle, or maybe she got lucky. Either way to make sure I wasn’t going crazy, I tried to compile every picture I could find of this thick meatball and compare… the result was definite trickery and deception. This body posted doesn’t look anything like the gross rolls, cowhide we typically see.

BUT, I still can’t decide even after looking at the gallery of pics and even the one that she posted today… to pipe or not to pipe?

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Deena CorteseSnooki and Deena left their shore house and traveled to nearby Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey where they partied at Jenkinson's Club, venturing onto the beach. Later in the day Snooki needed help standing up and was escorted to a waiting taxi.Seaside Heights, New Jersey - 02.06.11Mandatory Credit: C.Smith/ WENN.com
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Paul DelVecchio, Ronnie Ortiz Magro, Sammi Giancola, Deena Nicole Cortese and Vinny Guadagnino filming MTV's 'Jersey Shore' on the beach in Seaside Heights, New Jersey on June 20, 2012.
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Paul DelVecchio, Ronnie Ortiz Magro, Sammi Giancola, Deena Nicole Cortese and Vinny Guadagnino filming MTV's 'Jersey Shore' on the beach in Seaside Heights, New Jersey on June 20, 2012.


Eva Longoria Looks Good Even Wearing Loose Fitting Obama Sweatpants

eva-longoria-los-angelesEva Longoria is just seeps ridiculously hot out of every pore. She just has that look that pretty much can cause a semi to happen at the drop of a dime, it’s happened to us all, so don’t even deny it. Typically the pictures of her are top-notch, and even with her wearing normal looking clothes not all dressed up she looks like she is made of sex. But with this recent picture of her in the Obama sweatpants, and obvious look of not having taken a shower after the pipe was layed in last night, I can’t decide if she looks Eva status, but either way she’s producing semis guaranteed.

Miss Bumbum 2012, Carine Felizardo, Showing Off Her Booty In Times Square

bumbum25n-3-webNYDailyNews – Incase you were locked in a shelter for torching your wife or just love men and didn’t care, Carine Felizardo was crowned “Miss Bumbum 2012″. This 25-year-old was recently spotted in Midtown Manhattan showing off that amazing ass. Last month South America, which produces the best round and brown booties in the world, held a “Miss Bumbum” contest. With only high quality bums showing up, and asses galore all around the stage, this was definitely a competition for us.


We’ve already booked “Miss Bumbum” 2013. We’re dedicated to producing top-notch ass news, and what a better way to do it than risking our lives in South America to bring you the best ass in the world. Carine Felizardo and Miss Bumbum 2012 pics after the break!

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Kimmy Cakes Barely makes ‘Most Desirable Woman’ list..Men with Absolutley No Taste rejoice

Askmen.com- Where does AskMen.com get their information from? What men did they ask and are they vagina loving? Absolutely no disrespect to Jennifer Lawrence, but we would put plenty of other celebs before her, including last years No.1 Sofia Vergara. If they kept Sofia in the top spot, I would have no complaints, but to put Kim K. at #98 is just crazy.

Don’t worry Kim K, we got your back… all 39 inches of it (continue reading to see it all).

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Joe Budden has found heaven… K.G.

Budden has outdone himself. He has hit the jackpot, and has no problem with letting anyone know about it. As much as we want to hate the man, it’s hard to because he’s sharing a part of the wealth of his winnings… Kaylin Garcia. Look at the fortune he has shared with the world after the break. Good looking @JoeBudden!



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CoCo is cheating on Ice T?!?! Noooo say it isn’t so!!!!

Look how perfect this family looks, no way she would…

MTO – According to MediaTakeOut, Ice T is getting played! How can this store be true? I don’t understand how the perfect couple based on a reality show has troubles.This is surreal, I saw it with my own eyes. I saw CoCo always wanting to pose in bikinis for the media. Continue reading

J.R. Smith can’t be held down

JR Smith just dropping it on every person he meets now

SBN – First Tahiry, now the Bobcats entire team. This man can’t do wrong. He is piping out Budden’s ex and clearly pissing him off, then he just goes to Charlotte and decides to embarass the entire team by letting them think they had a shot. That was an amazing way to just drain the game winner in MKG’s face.




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