Man Charged with Sexual Assault on Donkeys

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Gets no ass, turns to donkeys

NYDN- A man in Florida is accused of masturbating to donkeys in Florida. He is now fighting the crime against him, claiming that this is unconstitutional because sexual conduct in private, whether with a donkey or not, cannot be determined to cause harm or unconsensual.

Sure you jerk off to donkeys and think its okay, no problem bro, that’s not the most f*cked up thing ever. (Check out the victim after the break) If you need to turn to animals, and your first choice is a donkey, you’re guilty. Seriously bro, a donkey dick is what you’re craving? A donkey gets absolutely no respect as it is, and now this creep is walking around imagining being balls deep in them.