Category Archives: TV

Selena Gomez Made Bieber Cry and Looked Like a 10.5 While Doing It … Typical Latina In Action

selena-gomez-late-show-with-david-letterman-appearance-12Selena Gomez, 20, was on Letterman last night to promote her new movie Spring Breakers. Besides looking like a 10.5 and murdering the screen with her body, she was discussing Bieber with Letterman when we found out what a bitch Bieber really was.

Letterman said “Last time Bieber was here I made him cry”

Selena responded with typical Latina attitude with “well… that makes two of us”.

Selena Gomez is just killing it in that dress. Her body looks insane, she knows she’s ruining every other Bieber fan out there. She can’t look better than here. We needed this replacement for some of our recent loses in stardom ass. Not quite sure who were replacing with this dime piece yet. Eva Longoria or Kim K?

Man Ran Over By Train While Taking A Dump

train11n-oyf-1-webNY1 –  A 31 year old homeless man was ran over by a train today while defecating on the East Harlem tracks in NYC. It’s sad to hear this happen to a guy just trying to release feces onto rat infested tracks. I have a bathroom that has a heated vent, this guy was homeless and this was probably the warmest spot available, so I actually feel for this guy. Usually when men are defecating we like to take that time to brainstorm, relax, catch up on me time, discover new species… I am pretty sure God created the earth while taking a dump…which makes this story that much worse that this guy couldn’t just release a load without being interrupted.

Don’t worry, he’s going to live… and if history is any indication of his future, this guy will probably sue the city and end up with millions in the bank.

UPDATE: The man died.

Idiot Alex Jones Does What Everyone Does When They Watch Piers Morgan

Screen shot 2013-01-07 at 10.22.51 PMIn case you aren’t aware, Alex Jones is dumber than shit, and although most the shit he says doesn’t make sense and is all nonsense, he really got this impersonation dead on. Who doesn’t see Piers and think about doing the same accent? It’s one of the most annoying f*cking things to listen to him speak. Either way I think Piers has some balls for bringing this guy on to his show and placing him within 3 feet and not blinking while this guy was going balls deep mocking him.

On a background side note, Jones was on the show because he created a petition to have Piers deported… for free speech, the first amendment.

 

Sorry Netflix, There’s A New Girl In Town

20121220-211553.jpgSo I’ve been a subscriber of Netflix for a few years now and have done both the streaming and mail DVDs. It’s not that I’ve found anything I hate about it, but this redbox deal sounds pretty great. redbox and Verizon have teamed up to offer a Netflix like service for around the same price…$8 a month (Netflix is about this price for streaming only btw). Continue reading

Statement of the Century Goes to Newtown Murderer’s Barber, Bob Skuba

RMA10912-man-shaveCNN – The most f*cking amazing statement to ever hit the press, Bob Skuba speaks to CNN about how he wishes he would have slit the killers throat. The interview with Bob (the killer’s barber) goes on to state that he always tried to speak to the killer during his appointments. Skuba said he would never get any response from the 20 year old, and even Skuba’s sister felt something was off about the piece of shit murderer. Bob was freaked out about the kids behavior and remembers always saying “what the f*ck” every time he had an interaction with the killer and his mother.

Skuba, who was standing outside his barbershop during the interview, was in absolute disgust as he watched a hearse carrying a 6 year old Jessica Rekos drive by. If one man was ever spot on when it came to expressing how every person in America feels, it is Bob Skuba. Newtown, CT just found it’s new Mayor, Bob Skuba.

God bless all of those children and any person that was affected.

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Homeland Best Show of the Year? It Did Give Us More of Morena Baccarin…

8bee3c91edaca86a2efebc3f1b33b05aHomeland only has two seasons under its belt, but already has the following of some 2.7 Millions viewers. This years season finale pulled in record breaking ratings for a Showtime original, and while it wasn’t as popular as Showtime’s other hit show Dexter, with 3.4 Million viewers, it did have a huge twist that is sure to leave most people dying for more in surprise. Unfortunately like most hits on TV, there has to be at least one character you could do without and this shows winner is Brody’s daughter who cries like a b*tch in every episode. SNL Depicts that pretty well in a video after the break.

For those that have seen the show, the best highlight of it is seeing Morena Baccarin, and not only because you get to see her amazingly beautiful chest at least once a season, but because she can’t speak a word without any man thinking about her vagina.

Gallery of Morena Baccarin MILF of the year after the break as well (Warning NSFW).

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President Obama Emotional during Statement on CT Massacre

The shooting in Newtown, CT today was an absolutely traumatic and horrible event that is shaking the nation. Being upset is a natural reaction, and it’s incredible to see the President of the United States up on stage getting teary eyed.

 

Our Prayers go to the victims, may God bless all those in Newtown, CT.

NFL Cheerleader turned MMA Fighter

Rachel Wray

Rachel Wray

MMA - Last year Rachel Wray was a Kansas City Chief’s cheerleader and this year she’s kicking ass in the octagon. After Gina Carano (12-1-1 record) got her ass kicked in her last bout, who knew we would ever see another MMA beauty. Hopefully we can get to see her live in action.

Take at look at Rachel after the break with video of her in the octagon.

 

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Thanks For Setting the Black Man Back

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Rob Parker, you sir are an ass. As an African American male, that I’m guessing you would paint as a “cornball”, I am extremely disappointed in your on air comments. Who are you to judge an athlete based on his views on politics and the race of his fiancé? You do nothing more but divide the African American race even more by making comments like this.

For those that have not heard what happened on ESPN’s First Take, this is what happened:

Rob Parker: “But my question, which is just a straight, honest question, is: Is he a brother or is he a cornball brother?”

Cari Champion: “What does that mean?”

Skip Bayless: “Explain that.”

Parker: He’s not real. OK, he’s black, he kind of does the thing, but he’s not really down with the cause. He’s not one of us. He’s kind of black but he’s not really, like, the guy you want to hang out with because he’s off to something else.

Champion: “Why is that your question?”

Parker: “Well because that’s just how I want to find out about him. I don’t know because I keep hearing these things. We all know he has a white fiancée. There was all this talk about how he’s a Republican, which, I don’t really care, there’s no information at all. I’m just trying to dig deeper into why he has an issue. Because we did find out with Tiger Woods. Tiger Woods was like, I’ve got black skin but don’t call me black.”

Mr. Parker, let me explain something to you. Being black is not how one acts… It is a race that you are. He had to deal with the same things you had to deal with. He got treated the same way you got treated. He got the same looks that you got. Just because someone speaks proper English, might vote republican and has a white fiancé, doesn’t not make him any less black than you. After this, I am glad you lost your job in Detroit, and I will be glad when you lose your job with ESPN, because you are racist against your own type, and you sir, are the real cornball.

“Storage Wars” fake According to the Asshole Hester

 

Brandi likes having her head pushed down

Reuters -  According to an interview with Reuters, the most annoying cast member David Hester, is proclaiming that the show is rigged. Hester stated as saying that the memorabilia is placed in the lockers, and that often high value or rare items were seen because of the producers actions behind the scenes. Hester is suing the show for $750,000, stating that he did not agree with the shows values. Jarrod thinks otherwise, as he has not real talent besides his wife Brandi (pictures after the break).

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