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Nazi Salute Gets Greek Soccer Player Lifelong Ban

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ATHENS, Greece — Greek soccer player Giorgos Katidis has been banned from his national team for life after giving a Nazi salute while celebrating a goal in the topflight league.
Greece’s soccer federation said Sunday in a statement that the AEK Athens midfielder’s gesture “is a deep insult to all victims of Nazi brutality.”
The 20-year-old Katidis gave a Nazi salute after scoring the go-ahead goal Saturday in AEK’s 2-1 victory over Veria in the Greek league. He pleaded ignorance of the meaning of his gesture – right arm extended and hand straightened. He claimed on his Twitter account that he detests fascism.
AEK and the Greek league are considering separate sanctions. AEK fans have demanded Katidis’ dismissal from the team.
Katidis has played for Greek national junior teams but not the senior side.

WTF kind of penalty system is in place over in Greece. The kid just scored the go ahead goal, wins for his team, in a sport where scoring happens rarely as it is, and throws up a salute joking around. There’s crazier shit that happens to ban people for life than throwing up the pro-hitler salute. Look we have murders winning Super Bowl trophies here in the US. Forgive and forget, shit could have been worse, he didn’t go balls deep and add the swanky mustache and top hat.

Ο χαιρετισμός του Γιώργου Κατίδη! by kokoretsi

Preseason Picks: MLB

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This is what we look like in the DN laboratory.

Yes. It’s February 13th (Reminder, valentines day is tomorrow), but pitchers and catchers reported to spring training and I’m getting antsy. There were a lot of off season moves this winter, and with that being said, I’m going to give you my preseason divisional picks. Yes, I’m going to be totally wrong… Deal with it.

NL:

East: last year was a fluke in that division. Yes, the Nationals are good, but they aren’t that good. Especially with Gio sweating with being linked to PEDs. Philly was way off last year, but expect them to win the east. (Nationals get a wildcard)

Central: Everyone else got weaker, the Reds got a solid lead off (what they were missing). Reds will over 100 games this year.

West: Most intriguing division. The Giants somehow find a way to win. The Dodgers payroll is bonkers. These two battle it out, the other team gets the other wildcard. Dodgers win it in the last week of the season.

AL:

East: Toronto loaded up! The Yankees are falling apart! The BoSox are the BoSox… Oh yeah, Tampa Bay always finds a way. TB is takes the division, Toronto gets the wildcard

Central: This division is the Tigers to lose. Which they will. Indians loaded up and grabbed the best manager out there. Francona turns the Indians around to win it. Leyland finally loses his job.

West: The Angels are going to be really good. Expect a sophomore slump from Trout though. The Athletics are coming back with nothing to lose as well. All in all, the original four teams all upgraded and this is going to be a right division. Angels win it, Athletics with second wildcard.

Debate me all you want, you’re probably right.

Wife Murders Her Husband For Watching Porn… God Help Us All

20130213-002752.jpgUSAToday- Matthew White, University of Pennsylvania’s 1979 starting center, was stabbed in the back by his wife because she caught him watching porn. White’s wife, Maria Rey Garcia-Pellon, was claiming that she did it for good reason claiming “I caught him looking at pornography, young girls. I love kids. I had to do it.” during her arrest. She committed the murder by going to the kitchen for a drink at 12-1AM for a drink, grabbing two knives, then going back to the room and stabbing White in the back of the neck.
White’s legend lives on at the school. He still holds the all time high percentage for field goals, and was mentioned by the 1979 Final Four team head coach and Penn’s director of athletics as playing a great role in the historic team that went to the Final Four.

Okay so we already have to hide watching porn like its a dirty act. Whether its on our twitter feeds, or xhamster, porn exists and men love it. Now this bitch is creating a whole new realm of secrecy that men are going to need to create while handling their daily duties. She tries to justify stabbing this guy in the back by this whole bullshit with she loves kids blah blah blah. But it’s a simple case of a married guy looking at 20 something year old lesbians, attempting to rub one out because he knows his wife won’t ever do the shit these girls will. She should be thanking him, instead this crazy bitch is slicing holes in the back of his neck. Really makes u think twice before opening up some Jergens
and your laptop when your wife heads to her nails done.

Two College Students Snuck Into The SuperBowl and Throw It On YouTube For All To See

Two Savannah State (known as “Kobe” & “LeBron”) students just snuck into the Super Bowl and wanted to show every one how easy it was. Going to Savannah State must give you balls. These kids don’t flinch. After walking right past the main security check point, where all the officers are just sitting around staring at shoes, they end up in the loading docks eventually on the field. How dumb is the security guard letting them right in after they say they are making a documentary. Absolute hustling at it’s finest, or just complete asshole security not giving a shit.

Although this is a terribly edited video, and is really long for no reason, these two idiots have some balls. Not only did they manage to get past several security officials, but then they also get on to the field in time to see Beyonce at her best. “Kobe” & “LeBron” plan to release the entire video, to help police when they decide to go after and prosecute… typical dumb shit by future YouTube stars.

How Much Was Mirza Teletovic Paid to Air Ball 3 Times In 1 Minute?

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Leave it to a Bosnian guy to make the NBA’s money exchange policy obvious as shit. We all know that mobsters can’t help themselves to the refs, but now it’s becoming too obvious. This doesn’t happen daily. It’s not possible to go back to back and throw 3 air balls in a row bro. The players didn’t even know how to react, they didn’t think the ball would be that far off. Terrible acting on Teletovic’s part, definitely the last time the Gambino family is using him.

 

Do the 49ers Have A Gripe About Last Night?

20130204-075716.jpgThe NFL season is over, and now all eyes turn to hoops or the impending baseball season. The Ravens were crowned champions last night after narrowly escaping what would’ve been one of the greatest comebacks in Super Bowl history. But do the 49ers have a gripe about the “holding” or “pass interference” on the 9ers last play?

HELL NO! Jim Harbaugh made himself look like a bigger ass than he already has, crying about a call that in the Super Bowl will NEVER be called. The refs were not going dictate the game. Unless it was a damn near a tackle, there was not going to be a hold called on that play. Also, if I’m not mistaken, the 49ers got the best break of the game with the power outage. If the power outage doesn’t happen, the Ravens would’ve gone up by another touchdown. Stop griping and get over it. The pass in the end zone wouldn’t have been caught, and maybe if the 49ers showed up in the first half, then they probably would’ve won.

Jozy Altidore: Getting Monkey Noises Yelled At Him, Insist the Game Goes On

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Jozy Altidore, USA and AZ Alkmaar Striker was the victim of something that still haunts the soccer world so much. During the 37th minute Altidore was inside the penalty box and was taken down, causing an FC Den Bosch player to get red carded and sent off. This sparked a group of fans to start yelling monkey noises at Altidore. The ref immediately stopped the match, but Altidore pleaded with the ref to let the game go on. Later in the match, the fans kept at it, causing the head official to take all players and refs off the field in protest. FC Den Bosch players and pleaded with the fans to stop. When fans did, the game resumed.

Altidore has been praised for his cool demeanor during the entire thing. Obviously, this isn’t the first time this has happened to him. This has happened to me as well, and I took it with a grain of salt like Jozy did, but kudos to be as calm as he was on a national stage.

Rachel Nichols Leaves ESPN, So What Can We Look At Now?

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Big news out of Bristol (and Atlanta) yesterday. Rachel Nichols is leaving ESPN and joining CNN and Turner Sports. She will have her own weekend show on CNN and be a sideline reporter for NBA and MLB games. This was announced yesterday (by mistake) on CNN’s twitter account. Nichols confirmed after it was posted. This leaves ESPN with a huge void now.

I will say this… she was my favorite ESPN face to look at. She was smart, sexy and a redhead. Now… I got nothing to look at on ESPN. I guess I can watch it for “sports” but they do a terrible job at covering that most of the time as well. Best of luck to Rachel at CNN/Turner Sports.

Celtic’s Fans Are Relentless Pieces of Sh*t, And We Respect It.

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Security at the TG Garden start noticing fans walking around with Cheerios boxes pasted to signs and had to confiscate them. 

NYDailyNews - Here we have a classic case of the right things being done to the wrong people. Celtic fans trying to take shots at Melo. Typical move, kick a guy while he’s down. Not saying that I wouldn’t do the same exact thing, because I would, and I absolutely respect the attempt at smashing the shit out of a guys emotions while he’s down…when you leave it up to a bunch of amateurs to sneak that shit in though of course they get caught. You have to bring the signs in through the jacket or in a bag or some big purse that wifey is carrying. Another proof point that people in Boston, specifically any sports fan in that area, are just that much dumber than your average New Yorker. Leave it up to Boston fans to ruin asshole move like this.

J.R. Smith Just Can’t Be Held Down, Shat All Over Kris Humphries On Twitter

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And J.R. Smith can’t be stopped abusing Kris Humphries about Kanye announcing baby mama in the Garden. He doesn’t care about any of these kids in the streets. First he just demolishes Budden’s ex, then he decides that he’ll just repeatedly win games with last-minute jump shots, then he just shat all over Kris Humphries with this latest tweet.

Caw Caw!! Battle of the birds in the Super Bowl?

20130119-164146.jpgAfter a 2-2 week, I should not be trusted with my picks. I did not foresee the Packers playing such terrible defense and Joe Flacco doing his best Payton Manning impression. Nonetheless, here are Crazy Craig’s championship picks:

Game 1: San Francisco at Atlanta. The 49ers are good… Errr, the 49ers have a great quarterback. The overall attack of kaepernick is remarkable to watch. But the Falcons defense stopped someone who is better than Kaepernick, Russel Wilson. They will do it again this week. Falcons win: 28-21

Game 2: Tom Brady is amazing. I don’t know how he does what he does most of the time. The Pats high power offense will be ready to go! Wait… They are missing their best receiver. Uncle Ray Ray and Flacco get revenge from last year and win: 35-21

These are my crazy ass picks. To tell you the truth, I’m not confident in my picks also. What do you think?

Chip Kelly to Eagles? You’re Kidding, Right?

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In the latest drama to come out of sports, Chip Kelly, who said no to an NLF coaching contract a week ago, has agreed to become head coach of the Philadelphia Eagles. Not much is known about the the contract yet.

This is the first college coach that Philly has brought in since Dick Vermeil in 1976. This is raising a lot of eyebrows around the college football circle that this may mean sanctions might be hitting Oregon soon. Is this a smart hire for Philly?

Who Really Deserves to Be Number One?

20130115-181958.jpg On Sunday, most of America was watching the Falcons and the Seahawks battle it out. I happened to be switching between another game that was awesome to watch (for personal and just all around awesomeness). Watching the dismantling of the last undefeated in Columbus left the pollsters wondering what to do last night. Many, including myself didn’t fathom the Buckeyes, who have been playing mediocre ball all year, take down the Wolverines. Many were expecting Michigan to be the lone undefeated team left in the nation and the obvious AP #1 team in the country.

Since that didn’t happen, Louisville got the most votes and became the top team in the nation. Did they deserve it? Personally, I would have given it to Indiana. What do you think?

NFL Playoffs Week 2

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After going 3-1 in the first round (stupid Andy Dalton), I’m feeling confident with my picks going into round two of the playoffs. Let’s take a look at Crazy Craig’s round two predictions:

Game one: Baltimore and Denver. Ravens won the first game confidently, with the defense leading the show, but it would’ve been a different story with Payton Manning taking the snaps. Uncle Ray Ray gets introduced to the Mile High Club by Manning, Denver wins 28-10.

Game two: Green Bay and San Francisco. The niners are beat up… And pretty bad. Their QB can’t hit their most effective weapon Vernon Davis, but he can run like hell down the field. Aaron Rodgers is playing with a chip on his shoulder, and so is the Green Bay D. Can’t take the team whose stadium I’m currently looking at. Green Bay 35- San Francisco 21.

Game three: Seattle at Atlanta. Seattle is good. And I mean REALLY good. Solid D and fast O. Atlanta has been ruled underdog all year even though they have been nearly unstoppable though. Matty Ice 28- Seattle 21

Game four: Houston at New England. The texans couldn’t get the offense started last week and only won because Dandy Andy couldn’t hit the broadside of a barn. New England is automatic when it come to the playoffs, even though the fans have the worst accent in the states. New England 42 – Houston 10.

These are the week two playoff picks, who doubts the wizard?

Johnny “CA$H” Manziel

Heisman Ballin'

NYPost- So i guess when you win the Heisman trophy you start making money even when your in college, this years Heisman trophy winner Johnny Manziel was out in the casino ballin out this weekend. Johnny posted the above picture on his twitter account, and quickly deleted it, what an idiot why delete it now your underneath a microscope everyones watching you, only to come back with a tweet later on saying “Nothin illegal about being 18+ in a casino and winning money…KEEP HATING!”. We will keep hating Johnny as long as your making money.

Apparently There is a College Football Game Tonight

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Did you know there was an important college football game tonight? Apparently, the BCS championship is tonight. Yeah, I didn’t realize it either, considering its been a month and two weeks since the regular season ended, and the NFL playoffs started this weekend. When will the BCS wake up and schedule this game on New Year’s Day, (or a Saturday where everyone can watch it) instead of a Monday, at 8pm EST. Since I live on the west coast, I will not be able to watch the first quarter, and part of the second. Then again, I forgot the game was tonight until I went to ESPN, and had to scroll to find it… And they’re televising it!

As far as the game goes, usually I would have a winner picked by now, but I can’t call it. Alabama is so fast, big and would be the team to take if I were a betting man, but Notre Dame always finds a way to win big games. This will be a defensive focused game. I don’t think either team will put up over 24. It should be a descent game to watch, but thanks to the BCS, and their great scheduling, I won’t be watching.

Dear Andy Daulton,

If you want to be an elite QB in the NFL, you have to make plays. This game was a joke. The many times that you had to make plays, you didn’t. When your tight end has four drops in the first quarter, don’t throw to him. When AJ Green doesn’t get a pass thrown to him in the first half, there is something wrong!!! When you miss an open receiver in the fourth quarter to win the game… You lost my respect.

Until next year.

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