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Deena Cortese Showing Off Bikini Body Gross?

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Deena Cortese showing off her “Aruba body” on Twitter

Deena Cortese the self-proclaimed “meatball” from the Jersey Shore is gross 99% of the time. But this picture she posted today on Twitter, caused a little chub. Maybe she touched it up, maybe it’s the angle, or maybe she got lucky. Either way to make sure I wasn’t going crazy, I tried to compile every picture I could find of this thick meatball and compare… the result was definite trickery and deception. This body posted doesn’t look anything like the gross rolls, cowhide we typically see.

BUT, I still can’t decide even after looking at the gallery of pics and even the one that she posted today… to pipe or not to pipe?

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Deena CorteseSnooki and Deena left their shore house and traveled to nearby Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey where they partied at Jenkinson's Club, venturing onto the beach. Later in the day Snooki needed help standing up and was escorted to a waiting taxi.Seaside Heights, New Jersey - 02.06.11Mandatory Credit: C.Smith/ WENN.com
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Paul DelVecchio, Ronnie Ortiz Magro, Sammi Giancola, Deena Nicole Cortese and Vinny Guadagnino filming MTV's 'Jersey Shore' on the beach in Seaside Heights, New Jersey on June 20, 2012.
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Paul DelVecchio, Ronnie Ortiz Magro, Sammi Giancola, Deena Nicole Cortese and Vinny Guadagnino filming MTV's 'Jersey Shore' on the beach in Seaside Heights, New Jersey on June 20, 2012.

 

Selena Gomez Made Bieber Cry and Looked Like a 10.5 While Doing It … Typical Latina In Action

selena-gomez-late-show-with-david-letterman-appearance-12Selena Gomez, 20, was on Letterman last night to promote her new movie Spring Breakers. Besides looking like a 10.5 and murdering the screen with her body, she was discussing Bieber with Letterman when we found out what a bitch Bieber really was.

Letterman said “Last time Bieber was here I made him cry”

Selena responded with typical Latina attitude with “well… that makes two of us”.

Selena Gomez is just killing it in that dress. Her body looks insane, she knows she’s ruining every other Bieber fan out there. She can’t look better than here. We needed this replacement for some of our recent loses in stardom ass. Not quite sure who were replacing with this dime piece yet. Eva Longoria or Kim K?

Kim Kardashian Complaining About Having Devil Child Growing Inside of Her

184569Our former favorite all-star ass, now turned into Anti-Christ’s soon to be mom, was recently spotted and asked about her pregnancy. Apparently she is having issues like the rest of the human race, and thinks that it’s not as easy as it looked when her sister Kourtney was doing it. After realizing normal problems exist, and that she made a huge mistake allowing the devil’s seed inside her, Kim went on to talk about how busy she is but gets to seen Kanye once a week. No one really cares about all that shit anymore, but really we just want to know how bad this is ruining her back-shot angle.

On a side note, what the fuck is up with this face morphing that’s happening? Half Camel/Half BJ look going on.

The Ben Affleck Roundhouse Kick

affleck2f-1-webBen Affleck was out shopping in L.A.’s Brentwood Country Mart Friday, when a group of photographers started to interrupt his daddy day out with daughter Seraphina. Ben kinda strikes me as that douchebag whiner, who would probably hate kittens, but this definitely gives him some more credibility. The star who just won awards for the movie “Argo”, says he was simply trying to maintain his distance from the press who were intimidating his little girl.

While there’s usually some crazy photo ops for stars like Alec Baldwin, it isn’t everyday we see them doing it with 4 year olds in hand. Gotta give Ben credit here, even Miyagi would be impressed with that move while holding the daughter.

 

Wife Murders Her Husband For Watching Porn… God Help Us All

20130213-002752.jpgUSAToday- Matthew White, University of Pennsylvania’s 1979 starting center, was stabbed in the back by his wife because she caught him watching porn. White’s wife, Maria Rey Garcia-Pellon, was claiming that she did it for good reason claiming “I caught him looking at pornography, young girls. I love kids. I had to do it.” during her arrest. She committed the murder by going to the kitchen for a drink at 12-1AM for a drink, grabbing two knives, then going back to the room and stabbing White in the back of the neck.
White’s legend lives on at the school. He still holds the all time high percentage for field goals, and was mentioned by the 1979 Final Four team head coach and Penn’s director of athletics as playing a great role in the historic team that went to the Final Four.

Okay so we already have to hide watching porn like its a dirty act. Whether its on our twitter feeds, or xhamster, porn exists and men love it. Now this bitch is creating a whole new realm of secrecy that men are going to need to create while handling their daily duties. She tries to justify stabbing this guy in the back by this whole bullshit with she loves kids blah blah blah. But it’s a simple case of a married guy looking at 20 something year old lesbians, attempting to rub one out because he knows his wife won’t ever do the shit these girls will. She should be thanking him, instead this crazy bitch is slicing holes in the back of his neck. Really makes u think twice before opening up some Jergens
and your laptop when your wife heads to her nails done.

Eva Longoria Looks Good Even Wearing Loose Fitting Obama Sweatpants

eva-longoria-los-angelesEva Longoria is just seeps ridiculously hot out of every pore. She just has that look that pretty much can cause a semi to happen at the drop of a dime, it’s happened to us all, so don’t even deny it. Typically the pictures of her are top-notch, and even with her wearing normal looking clothes not all dressed up she looks like she is made of sex. But with this recent picture of her in the Obama sweatpants, and obvious look of not having taken a shower after the pipe was layed in last night, I can’t decide if she looks Eva status, but either way she’s producing semis guaranteed.

Miss Bumbum 2012, Carine Felizardo, Showing Off Her Booty In Times Square

bumbum25n-3-webNYDailyNews – Incase you were locked in a shelter for torching your wife or just love men and didn’t care, Carine Felizardo was crowned “Miss Bumbum 2012″. This 25-year-old was recently spotted in Midtown Manhattan showing off that amazing ass. Last month South America, which produces the best round and brown booties in the world, held a “Miss Bumbum” contest. With only high quality bums showing up, and asses galore all around the stage, this was definitely a competition for us.

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We’ve already booked “Miss Bumbum” 2013. We’re dedicated to producing top-notch ass news, and what a better way to do it than risking our lives in South America to bring you the best ass in the world. Carine Felizardo and Miss Bumbum 2012 pics after the break!

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Rachel Nichols Leaves ESPN, So What Can We Look At Now?

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Big news out of Bristol (and Atlanta) yesterday. Rachel Nichols is leaving ESPN and joining CNN and Turner Sports. She will have her own weekend show on CNN and be a sideline reporter for NBA and MLB games. This was announced yesterday (by mistake) on CNN’s twitter account. Nichols confirmed after it was posted. This leaves ESPN with a huge void now.

I will say this… she was my favorite ESPN face to look at. She was smart, sexy and a redhead. Now… I got nothing to look at on ESPN. I guess I can watch it for “sports” but they do a terrible job at covering that most of the time as well. Best of luck to Rachel at CNN/Turner Sports.

J.R. Smith Just Can’t Be Held Down, Shat All Over Kris Humphries On Twitter

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And J.R. Smith can’t be stopped abusing Kris Humphries about Kanye announcing baby mama in the Garden. He doesn’t care about any of these kids in the streets. First he just demolishes Budden’s ex, then he decides that he’ll just repeatedly win games with last-minute jump shots, then he just shat all over Kris Humphries with this latest tweet.

Wale And Seinfeld Are Making An Album Together… #Nothing

seinfeld-wale-SLNYPost – Wale and Seinfeld, this is going to be bigger than Jay and R.Kelly. No one saw this coming, the game is about to change. Seinfeld made a show about nothing, it went on to be the biggest show ever, and Wale just convinced him to help him make a third mixtape about nothing with him.

No chance in hell did Wale ever think when he made his mixtape titled “The Mixtape About Nothing” that Jerry Seinfeld would ever be featured in any tracks. 5 Years later, and boom, Seinfeld is talking on video about how his wife is obsessed with Wale and some how the 3 (Seinfeld, Seinfeld’s Wife and Wale) are all in a threesome. WTF is going on here, not only is Jerry Seinfeld suddenly talking like he’s black in the video, but he’s admitting that his wife wants to take on Wale’s BBC. Just another day in the life of Jerry.

 

Daniella Moyles Accidentally Outs Her Nipple, Meanwhile Rihanna Can’t Shut Her Slut Off

danielle1_1150923aGod I love who ever Danielle Moyles is. I had no idea she even existed. Now I am sitting here staring at her nipple wondering where she was this whole time. She was at an award show called the Erics Awards, when her nipple showed up. Hit continue reading for the nipple shot.

Then across the world, we have an article about Rihanna that just can’t go a day without spreading her legs and showing the world. She definitely is hot, but I can’t sit here and constantly stare at her at like a slut and want more. It’s like seeing a porn stars tits daily, you already see enough of it, so the chase is gone.

So what is better, the one picture of Daniella Moyles nipple or this entire collage of Rihanna spreading her legs?

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And Anna Kendrick Might Not Have Really Masturbated In The Movies, But It’s The Thought That Counts

anna-kendrick-hollywood-tributeNYPOST - I’m pretty sure Anna Kendrick joking about masturbating is just as good as her actually doing it. I don’t care if she was all for sh*ts and giggles, she was still able to put the mental thought in my head that her legs were spread, and she was in the back of the movies just fisting out.

The tweet that sparked this was “Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate’”. Anna Kendrick’s face makes it hard for me to determine if she is hot or not because it looks like she had Michael Jackson’s nose surgery and her upper lip is always non existent, almost like she can’t close her mouth. The NYPost pulled a couple of her other tweets listed below that showcase her talent in addition to the masturbation one. Her tweets can make us overlook her mouth being stuck open because she has no upper lip, because all she talks about is sex and food.

“I had a dream that adult Happy Meals were a thing…. and then I woke up… starving. Well played, dream advertising company. #BigBrother.”

“Thought for the day: If I were going to take a naked picture of myself, I would at least clean my room first.”