Brazilian Chick Offering Virginity In Exchange For Money… Catarina Migliorini vs. Rebecca Bernardo

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CNN - STORY HIGHLIGHTS

  • 18-year-old Brazilian girl is auctioning off her virginity on YouTube
  • She says she plans to use the money to help her ailing mother
  • A TV network offered to pay for her mother’s medical expenses
  • The deal fell through because Bernardo wanted money for a new house

What guy that likes vagina wouldn’t take a look at this? Regardless of how cracked out this girl looked, it still intrigued me about her virginity going up for sale. Then I started doing what any semi retarded but college educated person would do, and question this whole thing for being too good to be true.

  1. Where’s the proof bro? You’re talking about Brazil, where the government pays for fake tits and asses. As fresh as her vagine may be, it might be a federal refurb.
  2. The old ailing mother routine is getting really old. Come up with a better story, or just be f*cking honest, you want to be rich. Rebecca you have the one of the few commodities that men, regardless of race, do stupid shit all the time for no matter price.
  3. She looks like a crack head. That shit isn’t going to fly for anyone with the type of money she’s looking for. Based on the average selling price of virgin vagina, we’re talking 3/4 million for a fresh one, and looking like you haven’t slept in 3 days, and have a regular crack pipe for breakfast isn’t going to help your selling price.

I’m all in for Catarina Migliorini over this Rebecca Bernardo bitch. After seeing the video, fishy doesn’t come close to what  I’m thinking about Rebecca.

Rebecca’s CNN interview —>