NYPOST - I’m pretty sure Anna Kendrick joking about masturbating is just as good as her actually doing it. I don’t care if she was all for sh*ts and giggles, she was still able to put the mental thought in my head that her legs were spread, and she was in the back of the movies just fisting out.
The tweet that sparked this was “Ugh – NEVER going to a Ryan Gosling movie in a theater again. Apparently masturbating in the back row is still considered ‘inappropriate’”. Anna Kendrick’s face makes it hard for me to determine if she is hot or not because it looks like she had Michael Jackson’s nose surgery and her upper lip is always non existent, almost like she can’t close her mouth. The NYPost pulled a couple of her other tweets listed below that showcase her talent in addition to the masturbation one. Her tweets can make us overlook her mouth being stuck open because she has no upper lip, because all she talks about is sex and food.
“I had a dream that adult Happy Meals were a thing…. and then I woke up… starving. Well played, dream advertising company. #BigBrother.”
“Thought for the day: If I were going to take a naked picture of myself, I would at least clean my room first.”