What happens at a Mexican surprise birthday stays there… Don’t drink tequila. Ever.

Never, ever, let someone feed you shots. The outcome is never positive. You become belligerent while every one else thinks you’re a douche for drinking too much. Lesson learned? Nope. I will continue to drink, no need to stop drinking, they’re all idiots for not keeping up. This whole entry makes no sense. I just Continue Reading »




Fisherman tries to take pictures of a beaver, and ends up dead.

USAToday - A fisherman in Belarus was bitten to death by a beaver, and all he was doing was trying to take its picture, Sky News reports. The man spotted the beaver while fishing with friends at Lake Shestakov, but as he approached to take a photograph, the beaver bit him on the thigh. The animal managed to Continue Reading »

Deena Cortese Showing Off Bikini Body Gross?

Deena Cortese the self-proclaimed “meatball” from the Jersey Shore is gross 99% of the time. But this picture she posted today on Twitter, caused a little chub. Maybe she touched it up, maybe it’s the angle, or maybe she got lucky. Either way to make sure I wasn’t going crazy, I tried to compile every Continue Reading »




All Your Text Messages Could Soon Be Saved By Carriers … Some Things Are Better Left Deleted

CNet – AT&T, Verizon Wireless, Sprint, and other wireless providers would be required to capture and store Americans’ confidential text messages, according to a proposal that will be presented to a congressional panel today. The law enforcement proposal would require wireless providers to record and store customers’ SMS messages — a controversial idea akin to requiring them Continue Reading »




Selena Gomez Made Bieber Cry and Looked Like a 10.5 While Doing It … Typical Latina In Action

Selena Gomez, 20, was on Letterman last night to promote her new movie Spring Breakers. Besides looking like a 10.5 and murdering the screen with her body, she was discussing Bieber with Letterman when we found out what a bitch Bieber really was. Letterman said “Last time Bieber was here I made him cry” Selena Continue Reading »

Handles Are Overrated, Why This Knife Proves You Never Needed One

This is the Italian designed knife that is becoming known for making us look like assholes for years for using a handle to cut with. This knife is designed by Michele Daneluzzo, in an attempt to improve on something that has really always been the same, the kitchen knife. Michele was attending a school in Vienna, Continue Reading »

Nazi Salute Gets Greek Soccer Player Lifelong Ban

HuffPost – ATHENS, Greece — Greek soccer player Giorgos Katidis has been banned from his national team for life after giving a Nazi salute while celebrating a goal in the topflight league. Greece’s soccer federation said Sunday in a statement that the AEK Athens midfielder’s gesture “is a deep insult to all victims of Nazi Continue Reading »

Kim Kardashian Complaining About Having Devil Child Growing Inside of Her

Our former favorite all-star ass, now turned into Anti-Christ’s soon to be mom, was recently spotted and asked about her pregnancy. Apparently she is having issues like the rest of the human race, and thinks that it’s not as easy as it looked when her sister Kourtney was doing it. After realizing normal problems exist, Continue Reading »

900+ Dead Pigs Found Floating Around Drinking Water In China

NYDailyNews – Chinese officials investigate case of 900 dead pigs found floating in Shanghai river It’s still unclear how the porkers ended up in the water — which is used by city residents. Officials, however, say there’s no evidence the animals were dumped or of an epidemic. Chinese officials say they have fished out 900 Continue Reading »

The Ben Affleck Roundhouse Kick

Ben Affleck was out shopping in L.A.’s Brentwood Country Mart Friday, when a group of photographers started to interrupt his daddy day out with daughter Seraphina. Ben kinda strikes me as that douchebag whiner, who would probably hate kittens, but this definitely gives him some more credibility. The star who just won awards for the movie “Argo”, Continue Reading »

Michigan Lady Gives Birth To Baby That She Thought Was a Hernia

ABCNews - A woman who said she didn’t know she was pregnant arrived at the hospital and delivered a 10-pound baby girl hours later, a Michigan newspaper reported. Linda Ackley, 44, said she thought she had a hernia. She’d been told she couldn’t bear children. “She is our miracle baby,” the stunned new mother, who gave Continue Reading »

Wife Murders Her Husband For Watching Porn… God Help Us All

USAToday- Matthew White, University of Pennsylvania’s 1979 starting center, was stabbed in the back by his wife because she caught him watching porn. White’s wife, Maria Rey Garcia-Pellon, was claiming that she did it for good reason claiming “I caught him looking at pornography, young girls. I love kids. I had to do it.” during Continue Reading »

Two College Students Snuck Into The SuperBowl and Throw It On YouTube For All To See

Two Savannah State (known as “Kobe” & “LeBron”) students just snuck into the Super Bowl and wanted to show every one how easy it was. Going to Savannah State must give you balls. These kids don’t flinch. After walking right past the main security check point, where all the officers are just sitting around staring Continue Reading »